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Norwegian Woman Celebrates Period Blood With New Album and it`s Bloody Amazing

Norwegian woman Jenny Hval is a conceptual artist, singer/songwriter who was recently featured in BBC for celebrating periods. Yup, you heard me. This artists music is more in the alternative indie spectre, and it´s bloody amazing.

“I want menstrual blood to have a huge, creative, real world power,” she told The Pool.

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“Period Piece” follows the thematic line of Blood Bitch exploring ideas of menstruation in female vampires. All hail the empowerment of the female body but this sure is an interesting way to express deep feelings for menstruation blood. Honestly tho, when we first picked up the news around this we thought the case was that this artist made actual paintings with the product of womens monthly visitor.

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As we are intrigued, and slightly mesmerised, by the fascinating power behind her music we encourage you to check these songs out and let us know what you think – let´s be real, we´re all mad here.

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Only the Derpest Disney Movie GIFs

In a lovie dovey dorky way these are both funny and cute. Keep these in store for when your significant other goes a bit too overboard with flowers and romantic mushy stuff.

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Movie Foods You Can and Want to Make

If you´ve watched a lot of movies trough the years you know the feeling when this one special dish comes to mind. Like the Crabby Patty from Sponge Bob – instant burger craving alert. If only someone could figure out the recipe for that delicious looking porridge from the Teletubbies this list would be complete.

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1. Lord of The Rings – Lembas Bread

What you’ll need:

2 1/2 cups of flour
1 tablespoon of baking powder
1/2 teaspoon of salt
8 tablespoons of cold butter
1/3 cup of brown sugar
1 teaspoon of cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon honey
2/3 cup of heavy cream
1/2 teaspoon of vanilla
parchment paper

optional:

1 package frozen banana leaves
twine

Full recipe:

http://ally-jane.com/2014/10/11/lembas-bread-recipe/

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Beauty and the Beast – The Grey Stuff

What you’ll need:

1.5 cups whole milk
1 package (3.4 oz.) Instant Vanilla Pudding Mix
1 tub (o oz.) Whipped Topping aka Cool Whip
3 tbsp Instant Chocolate Pudding Mix
15 Oreo cookies (regular)

Full recipe: http://www.thedisneydiner.com

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Friends – Moist Maker Sandwich (https://youtu.be/E2xi7B3mkr0)

What you’ll need:

3 Slices of White Bread
1/2 c Leftover Gravy
Leftover Stuffing
Leftover Turkey
Cranberry Sauce

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Spanglish – Sandwich A.K.A ‘World’s Greatest Sandwich’

What you’ll need:

3 to 4 thick slices of Bacon
2 slices of Monterey Jack Cheese
2 Slices Pain de Compagne (Rustic Country Loaf), Toasted
1 Tbs mayonnaise
4 slices tomato
2 leaves butter lettuce
1 tsp butter
1 egg

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V for Vendetta – Eggy in a basket

What you’ll need:

1 slice sourdough, potato, or wheat bread
1 to 2 tablespoons unsalted butter
1 large egg
Salt and freshly ground black pepper

Full recipe:
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchens/egg-in-the-hole-recipe.html

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Game of Thrones – Dothraki Blood Pie

What you’ll need:

1 Simple pie dough recipe
2 garlic cloves, minced
1 small onion, minced
1/2 pound ground lamb
1/2 lb. blood sausage
1 tsp. Aleppo Pepper
1 tsp. cumin
Vegetable oil for frying

Full recipe:
http://www.innatthecrossroads.com/2012/06/28/dothraki-blood-pie/

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Julie and Julia – Bruschetta

What you’ll need:

A loaf of excellent bread (a rustic loaf with a crisp crust and hole-y interior is best)
Fresh tomatoes
Fresh basil
Garlic
Olive oil

Full recipe:
http://www.tastebook.com/recipes/3080934-Tomato-Bruschetta-from-Julie-and-Julia

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Spongebob Square Pants – Krabby Patty

What you’ll need:

1 1/2 pounds of peeled, deveined shrimp
1 egg
10-12 regular-sized or smaller hamburger buns
Lemon zest to taste
Old Bay seasoning
1 Tbsp of our favorite hot sauce
1 tsp celery seed
1 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp paprika
1 tsp salt
1 tsp black pepper
1 tsp cayenne pepper
Vegetable oil and/or butter for frying

Toppings

Butter lettuce
Thinly sliced tomato
Pickled onions
Tartar sauce
Cocktail sauce

Full recipe:
http://www.instructables.com/id/Krabby-Patty-Recipe/

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Hook – Imagination Pie

What you’ll need:
1 Crust Recipe

Crème filling:

6 egg yolks, room temperature
6 tablespoons sugar
2 cups whipping cream
1 cup sour cream
1 teaspoon vanilla
4 tablespoons (57 g) unsalted butter, cut into pieces, room temperature
Purple food coloring

For the whipped cream topping:

3 cups heavy cream, cold
8 tablespoons honey
Red, Blue & Green food coloring

Full recipe:
http://thedessertstomach.com/2013/03/11/imagination-pie/

Original posted at Imgur.

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Your #1 Guide to French Fries Around The World

What to eat? A universally accepted answer is always French Fries. And to that one particular question there is a _lot_ of answers. Boiled, fried, cooked or splashed in banana ketchup – potato potato, we all love one version of this crazy dish. This is your guide to French Fries around the world.

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United States of America: Chili Cheese Fries- Fries covered in chili and cheez wiz. Can include bacon bits or scallions.

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Canada: Poutine. Made with gravy and cheese curds.

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United Kingdom and Ireland: Curry Chips- Made with curry powder or curry sauce mix. Saltier and sweeter than Indian curry. And of course with vinegar.

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France and Denmark: Fries with Remoulade- Fries served with a mayonnaise-based sauce.

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Germany: Bratkartoffeln- Sliced potatoes pan fried with onions, bacon, and green peppers.

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Vietnam: Khoai Tay Chien- Fries coated in butter and sugar.

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Netherlands and Belgium: Fries are eaten plain or dipped in mayonnaise and other sauces.

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Kenya: Masala Chips- Fries coated in various seasonings such as cumin, tomato paste, garlic paste, turmeric, tandoori masala, chili powder, lemon juice, salt, and pepper. Yum.

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Bulgaria: Kartofi Sus Sirene- Fries covered in a grated cheese called sirene.

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China and Japan: Shake Shake Fries- Fries that include a flavor packet that can be used to coat the fries in whatever flavor you wish. Some of the many flavors include zesty tomato, barbecue, basil, chicken soup flavor, and seaweed.

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Spain: Patatas Bravas- Potatoes cut into thick chunks and smothered in chili based paste and drizzled with creamy aioli.

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Philippines: Fries with Banana Ketchup- French fries (or plantain chips) served with banana ketchup (mashed bananas combined with vinegar, sugar, and various spices). Those who’ve had it claim the sauce tastes similar to Thai chili sauce with a hint of vinegar.

Hungry? Hangry? *Drooling*

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Amazingly Bad LowCost Cosplay

As we did the Real Life Pokemon Costume Ideas earlier, we`re on a roll against our favourite holiday of the year; Halloween. Not sure if these actually are that bad, or just creative on a whole new level – you decide.

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Check out the LowCost Cosplay FB-page

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Coolest Real Life Pokemon Costume Ideas

I guess we can all agree that Harley Quinn will be present in every, and we mean every darn halloween party this year. As we fight for Pokemon not yet being passè here are some really cool real life Pokemon costume ideas.

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Most Embarrassing Sex Stories

Admit it, we all have some embarrassing sex stories in storage for a rainy day with too much wine at hand, perhaps not giving yourself a facial isn’t that bad compared to some of these embarrassing sex stories.

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Epic Star Wars Propaganda Posters

The Empire needs you! So put on your shiniest white body armor and enjoy these great propaganda posters.

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Inked Up Disney Princesses

As the ultimate dream scenario for little girls everywhere changes, so does our fairytale favorite Disney princesses of all time. These inked up versions are made by digital artist Santana and both challenges and amaze us.

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The Most Satisfying GIFs You´ll See

The GIFs are not only satisfying but also surprisingly educational in some way. That feeling you get when you suddenly come across something that just perfectly illustrates your current state of mind or thought in a GIF is hardcore 21st century blizz. Enjoy and zen out.

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